No to drugs? You're a racist!

Yup, you read right, if you believe in any way that drugs should be illegal YOU ARE A RACIST SCUMBAG. It really is that simple. See The Emperor Wears No Clothes for more details. 

In fact I believe we can go further than this (pushing the boundaries is, after all, the only way to affect the centre). If you are not currently high, as you read this, you are a jackbooted nazi thug of the lowest description. You might as well just get a swastika tattooed on your forehead and have done with it. 

Fascist.