Death from the Skies

Nice to see our Keith (Vaz, that is MP for Leister East) has been so keen to make sure the Bridge Road Play Area is kept in a reputable state. Nice to see he cares about the kiddies. Instead of raining death on them from above, which seems to be one of his other interests.


To rain said death you'll be wanting a Watchkeeper Tactical UAV system, of course. The Watchkeeper sysem is based on the Elbit 450 Tactical UAV from those masters of a painful death, the Israelis (nobody mention the war).

Anyhoo, one can't help but wonder why the good ol' British Armed Forces (from hereon referred to as 'our boys') would either need or want to spend some 800 squillion squid on a weapon system it could get cheaper elsewhere. Dis we fink, is where our man Vaz comes in.

It's Thale (click on the Leisteshre button to see the factory in question) , totally coincidentally of course, run a factory making said overpriced pieces of murderous misusefulness from a factory that is, again totally coincidentall, in Keith's East Leisteshire constiuency.

Can anyone play join the dots?

Start Saving

If they all die..

we stop breathing.

it's what once was known as a no-brainer.

(those that want to see the film I gots it from da library, ding me an I bring it, innit)

Sex

Sex, as we all know, was invented in 1860, in the deep South of America by a couple of runaway slaves. This led directly to the American Civil War as, obviously, those white boys now really had something to worry about. 

Before sex was invented children where found in cabbage patches, as here in western europe we have started to import cheaper cabbages from abroad this has led to a slump in 'birth' rates. Luckily, however, more and more young people are discovering the joy of sex this may, just, save us all. 

There are though evil forces determined to see the end of the human race, groups such as the Silver Ring Thing simply must be stopped before them and there twisted sick logic destroys us all!

Sex itself, is, of course, wonderful. The feeling of connecting physically, personally and, even, spiritually with another person is second-to-none. It is life-affirming in a way that nothing else is.

Especially if performed correctly (hint: it's all in the hips).

Pigs

Don't just fuck 'em, blame them too!

There are, however, some good guys...