OMFG!

Many bites to be had here for the fundie-fishers amongst us. Classic stuff: angels come to help us, ghosts, demons the works! For ink stains:

"My Mother-in-law,when a young girl lived with her Mother and sister in a remote home way out in the country... One night with a raging snow storm they heard a knock and at the door there was a man asking if he can have something to drink as he has been walking for quite a while on his journey... They let him in gave him some food and drink and dryed his wet clothes at the fire..The man thanked them and left... they went out the door and looked all over for footsteps in the snow but none to be found... I always remembered that story...Now my MIL always told that the stranger was a Angel sent from God... I always believed her."
So God sent an angel because...there are no tumble dryers in heaven?
and:
"I believe that we are under constant demonic attacks daily. Some natural some supernatural."
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"Yes, your worst enemies will be they of your own household.
Satan can use them the most because they are closest to your heart and also the ones you know best.
You can let him do that without being too concerned about it if you learn to use those types of attacks to better yourself."
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SOME CRAZY FAMILY DINNERS!

Just remember kids, you can either think about something or believe in it, not both!

FSTDT

Fundies Say the Darndest Things is the place on t'internet I go when I'm bored at work or just bored or at...er, work. It really is hilarious, some of the most fun you can have with a computer (if you don't count buying pharms & porn which you kinda have to, at work). it really is fucking hilarious.


from the funny: "God healed me!!!!! I was left with moderate hearing loss."


to the disturbing: "[in answer to a little girl asking why babies die] Babies and children die because they are sinners and God is a just God"


to the real deal: "There was once a dig in siberia where they drilled to a new record depth and broke into a hollow chamber only to hear the screams of those from hell. If you haven't heard of this I know why. Atheists control the media and they suppress this sore of thing. They do the same to ghost sightings"


that sample is, like seriously, just what was on the at this moment, it updates at a rate of knots. there are a lot of very, very scary people out there and lots of them are posting. This is one of the few sites at least attempting to make us aware of the danger we are all in. I mean seriously, you guys, these dudes are fruity! and not in a good way. we are talking about very bad fruit indeed.


Meanwhile I am listening to "In Rainbows" by Radiohead (who I happen to like because I always used to smoke cooked cocaine to "Just" one of my favourite songs of all time and not just because of the rock). "Robyn" by, er, Robyn (don't you just love it when they do that?) and The New York Dolls: "From Here To Eternity".


As usual I have absolutely no idea of comparison, apart from to say I have enjoyed them all, quite a bit, quite a bit indeed...